FAQ

built lazy. answered once.
we made this so you don’t have to ask twice.
scroll, read, and stop emailing us about shipping.
how long does it take?
usually 5–8 business days.
sometimes faster. depends if the printer had coffee.
can i return it?
no returns. no regrets.
we don’t warehouse sadness. if it shows up wrong, we’ll fix it humanely.

what’s it made of?
100% cotton. 0% drama.
heavy, soft, and built for emotional support.
do you ship worldwide?
not yet bb luv just wait <3
who runs this?
a few unserious people with good taste.
consider this a mood lab, not a brand.

are these unisex?
yeah. shirts don’t have genders.
they just have moods.
why’s it called shirtcuterie?
bc it’s a spread of stupidly good shirts.
same energy as charcuterie, just less meat.

that’s all. go touch grass (in a shirtcuterie tee).
still reading? you’re definitely our target audience.